Time machine

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Time machine

Postby thomasofhookton » Sun Mar 07, 2010 3:16 pm

Barak Obama and Gordon Brown are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each.



Barak goes first.



“What will the USA be like in 100 years time”



The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives

him a printout, he reads it out "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict. The economy is healthy. There are no worries."




Gordon thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that", so he asks "What will Great Britain be like in 100 years' time?"




The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. But he's just staring at it.




“Come on, Gordon” says Barak, “What does it say?”



Gordon replies, “Buggered if I know! It's all in Arabic!”

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Re: Time machine

Postby Sky » Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:59 pm

Wow...just...wow LOL!
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